Lose Your Dinner in Person, With foodpanda starvation!

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You can now wait 2 hours for your food to not be delivered to you at foodpanda’s physical outlet, foodpanad starvation!

Foodies rejoice! With foodpanda starvation, you can now have the authentic experience of foodpanda’s habitual terrible service and no-show, but in the atmosphere of an upscale restaurant! Chic!

“It’s just like when I order from foodpanda at home, where the food comes 2 hours late and customer support is non-existent, but now at a restaurant!” quipped Sua Khoo, a frequent foodpanda customer. “When the food finally arrived 110 minutes after ordering, I was extra hungry which made the cold, misshapen meal seem extra delicious.”

foodpanda starvation comes in response to competitor Deliveroo’s Deliveroo Editions. foodpanda starvation will feature a restaurant dining experience but still retain the amazing lack of customer service and satisfaction that foodpanda is famous for, all in a central location.

“I tried raising the issue of my food being delayed for 90 minutes with the waiter, when he rolled his eyes at me and walked away” another excited diner squealed. “This feels JUST like ordering foodpanda at home, but in a fancy restaurant setting.” She added.

 

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