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SINGAPORE – 8 Mar 2019. Singapore government considers banning monotheistic religions that impose on other religious beliefs. Certain monotheistic religions contain beliefs that there is only one true religion. This goes against any of the other thousands of religions that exist that claim to be the true religion.

Allowing monotheistic religious ceremonies to be held in Singapore would be against “public order interest and affect our religious and social harmony” cautioned the Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA).

Over the last few days, there have been lots of concerns expressed, and if you look at certain monotheistic religions, they do have a history – very offensive towards those outside their own religions, and supportive of violence, including encouraging the undertaking of crusades and religious genocides.

With the recent hiking incident in Malaysia where 2 Singaporeans were stranded for days, here are 3 top tips to remember when hiking to avoid getting into unfortunate situations.

1. Don’t go hiking

Hiking may seem like a nice way to exercise while enjoying the outdoors, but is it worth the risk? Staying home will ensure you never step off the beaten path or make it hard for rescuers to find you. Keep this tip in mind the next time you decide to go for a walk in the jungle.

2. Bring a NSF/NSman officer along

Everybody knows that because someone went through an officer cadet course they are instantly above everyone else. With the incessant, unending whines from them, you’ll know every single detail about how tough it was when they took their jungle confidence course. As much as it is a pain being around them, you know that when you get lost you can rely on them to get you out of the jungle because they saw some bird die in Thailand and had to eat it.

3. Go to Jurong instead

Let’s face it; Jurong is basically Malaysia. With all of it’s foreign-ness and disconnection, Jurong might as well be Malaysia. With the insanity of putting 3 malls around 1 MRT station, there’s plenty to explore in the area.

Foodies rejoice! With foodpanda starvation, you can now have the authentic experience of foodpanda’s habitual terrible service and no-show, but in the atmosphere of an upscale restaurant! Chic!

“It’s just like when I order from foodpanda at home, where the food comes 2 hours late and customer support is non-existent, but now at a restaurant!” quipped Sua Khoo, a frequent foodpanda customer. “When the food finally arrived 110 minutes after ordering, I was extra hungry which made the cold, misshapen meal seem extra delicious.”

foodpanda starvation comes in response to competitor Deliveroo’s Deliveroo Editions. foodpanda starvation will feature a restaurant dining experience but still retain the amazing lack of customer service and satisfaction that foodpanda is famous for, all in a central location.

“I tried raising the issue of my food being delayed for 90 minutes with the waiter, when he rolled his eyes at me and walked away” another excited diner squealed. “This feels JUST like ordering foodpanda at home, but in a fancy restaurant setting.” She added.