SMRT declares Man’s Not Hot as company anthem.

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SMRT seeking to acquire Big Shaq’s hit single, Man’s Not Hot as company anthem.

“It really resonates with what SMRT is providing Singapore with, every day.” Said SMRT spokesperson, Sum Ting Wong. “SMRT is not just about what we hope to achieve, but also what we are currently bringing to the table for Singaporeans.”

Wong has stated that the lyrics, “The ting goes skrrraa” in particular, speaks volumes about the recent Joo Koon train collision. Adding to the statement, Wong said about the line “When the ting went quack-quack-quack, You man were ducking.” describes perfectly the moment when the trains collided, causing unfortunate commuters to’duck.’

“You man thought I froze” was another excerpt particularly familiar with the SMRT ideals.

“It’s almost as if it was written to mirror SMRT situations,” Wong said about the line. “Many times, we just have trains waiting at stations due to a plethora of reasons.”

Wong, currently in SMRT, was reported to be in a horrific plane crash, but miraculously survived.

 

Big Shaq Visits Singapore, Declares “Man is hot.”

 

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World-famous rapper Big Shaq in front of Marina Bay, Singapore

“Man is hot,” reported Big Shaq, recent worldwide-sensation rapper. “Man thought Man can never be hot, but here… here, Man is very hot.” Big Shaq continued to say, in the blistering 34°C weather.

Sweat was rolling down the sides of Big Shaq as he tried to flag a cab on the roadside of the MRT station, after the train failed to depart the station due to a track fault or some other reason, not that it matters.

Big Shaq most recently shot to fame after an overnight sensation following this video.

Upon entering the cab, Big Shaq was asked by the cab driver if he would like the air-conditioning on. “Ya dun know,” said Big Shaq.